Three guys died in a car crash and went to heaven.
When they arrived, St.Peter warned them as they entered heaven, "We only
have one rule... don't step on the holy ducks."
They entered heaven and saw ducks everywhere, and it was almost impossible not to step on a duck.
The first guy accidentally stepped on one within minutes, St Peter came to him with the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
"You stepped on a holy duck.", said St Peter, and then he chained them
together."Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever.", he
said.
The next day the second guy squashed a holy duck...Sure enough, St Peter
came with an even uglier woman and chained them together...
The third guy decided that he would be very careful.
He went months and months without stepping on any ducks. One day St Peter came toward him with this gorgeous woman... blonde hair, blue eyes, great figure, large chest and wearing only a fig leaf. The woman is everything that the third man had ever dreamed of. St Peter chained them together and left without a word.
The grinning chap remarked to the blonde, "I wonder what I did to deserve
THIS, you are the prettiest woman I have ever seen". She replies, "I don't
know about you, but I stepped on a duck"
Data hat eine Reaktion von Setrex erhalten in WITZE BRAUCHT DAS LAND!!!!!
