Gummitch

Hier ein paar Witze zum Üben:

"Hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?"

"Yes, I would like to hear a UDP joke."

"To get to the other side."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"OK, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke."

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 second, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."

"OK, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting and ends with a punchline."

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"