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Gummitch

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    Gummitch hat eine Reaktion von Hackmack in Nerd-Humor und anderes...   
    Hier ein paar Witze zum Üben:
    "Hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?"
    "Yes, I would like to hear a UDP joke."
    "To get to the other side."
    ...
    "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
    ---
    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
    "OK, I will hear a TCP joke."
    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 second, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
    "OK, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting and ends with a punchline."
    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
  2. Haha
    Gummitch hat eine Reaktion von jk86 in Nerd-Humor und anderes...   
    Hier ein paar Witze zum Üben:
    "Hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?"
    "Yes, I would like to hear a UDP joke."
    "To get to the other side."
    ...
    "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
    ---
    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
    "OK, I will hear a TCP joke."
    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 second, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
    "OK, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting and ends with a punchline."
    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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