Weil Englisch in unserem Beruf so wichtig ist...

[mekacz]

... hier etwas Lustiges zum Üben:

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim

suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and

stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom

and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act he immediately

ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to

be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad

news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to

rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another

patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you

saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's

dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

... How soon can I go Home?"

Schönes sonniges Wochenende von Melli für euch...

[sonderzeichen]

hier gleich noch n bischen mehr:

(7 of 9 erklärt OSPF, Agent Smith erklärt Syslog ... )

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viel spass & schönes Wochenende

[Argonaut]

rofl, der ist gut:D

[sonderzeichen]

While the army took time to celebrate the discover and safe return of Major Flaw it still maintained the need to continue the search for other missing top ranking officials. We spoke with a member of the search and recovery team soon after Major Flaw was discovered.

"It is great to have found Major Flaw but we are still very worried about the others. Our job here is not finished." said Private Data.

Colonel Panic has been spotted from time to time but the army has not yet been able to pinpoint his exact position. But the most gravest of fears are held for General Protection-Fault. Sightings of the General have been few and far between in the last few years. Some conspiracy theorists say that he is not actually missing but has disguised himself. Private Data would not confirm wether they are searching for a man of similar build to General Protection-Fault but dressed all in blue.