One day a guy died and found himself in hell.

As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first

meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded,

"What do you think? I'm in

hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have

a lot of

fun down here. You a drinking man?>"Sure," the man

said, "I love to drink"

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all

we do is

drink.Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet

Tab and Fresca. We

drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!The

guy is astounded.

"Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon

asked. "You better

believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars

from all

over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get

cancer, no biggie.

You're already dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!The demon

continued. "I bet you like to

gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,

blackjack,

roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,

well, you're dead

anyhow.

You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I

love drugs! You don't

mean . .."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to

a great big

bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a

submarine. You can

do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his

situation,

"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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in diesem Sinne: viel Spaß noch ...

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