Funny LOTR jokes

[Saga]

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Why are hobbit doors round?

ANSWER: If you ate 9 meals a day you'd want round

doors too!

The shire's 10 fav movies

10: Bar Wars: A New Hobbit, The Nazgul Strike Back,

and Return of the Red Eye

9: Crocodile Dunedain

8: Foam White and the Drunken Dwarves

7: Citizen Dain

6: The Good, the Bad, and the Gollum

5: Saruman in Love

4: There's Something about Merry

3: Austo Proudfoot in: The Spy who Shaved My Feet!

2: Gone with the Wizard

1: LotR: The Movie

What did Pippin do when he got drunk?

He began to feel Merry

What do you call an elf with out any toys

Lego-less

What do you call an elf with no legs?

Leg-o-less

Who is Frodos favourite musician?

Sting!

One day a spell was cast on Aragorn's wife that created a mirror

image of her. This mirror image was a spy for Sauron and the Fellowship had to find

her and stop her. When Frodo came upon her, he whispered to Sam, "Is that Arwen or

Their-wen?"

P.s.: Manche muss man laut lesen um sie zu verstehen.

[Tafkar]

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[Hexagon]

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[JayN]

Original geschrieben von Tafkar

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Wer ist Rolf?

[Tafkar]

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Ich meinte natürlich: ROFL!!!!!