One day a guy died and found himself in hell.
As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first
meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded,
"What do you think? I'm in
hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have
a lot of
fun down here. You a drinking man?>"Sure," the man
said, "I love to drink"
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all
we do is
drink.Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet
Tab and Fresca. We
drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!The
guy is astounded.
"Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon
asked. "You better
believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all
over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get
cancer, no biggie.
You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!The demon
continued. "I bet you like to
gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack,
roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,
well, you're dead
anyhow.
You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I
love drugs! You don't
mean . .."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to
a great big
bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can
do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his
situation,
"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
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